Oh Ted! Oh Ted! Where Art Thou?

"Yes, my child tried for the solo and didn't make it, for obvious reason" *chuckles*

"Anyhow, here is the photocopy of the lyrics to Oh Ted! Oh Ted! Where art thou?"

Oh Ted, Oh Ted, Where Art Thou? (Reprised)*

Oh Ted, Old Ted
Where have you gone to?
Come back right now after my ones and twos

1 & 2 & 1 & a 1 & 2 n 1 n

Oh Ted! Oh Ted! 1 e n a 2 n
Come back, Come Back
It is time to go home

Nothing left to see at Rehearsal Hall C
Just a little girl looking for her pal.
Oh Ted, Oh Ted, Where art thou...
Close my eyes and count to one, two, three
One, Two, Three and you are still not here...
Close my eyes one, two, three and please appear...
One, Two, Three, old ted, please don't disappear...

Oh Ted, Oh Ted, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Not yet, Not Yet...
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
1, 2, 3, 4, (sound), Not here...
1, 2, 3, 4, (sound), Not here...
1, 2, 3, 4, I don't want to Count (no more)
Oh Ted, Oh Ted...Where art thou....

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z,
where can you BEeeeeeeeeeee!
Oh Ted, oh Ted, please come back to meeeeeeeee!

Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N, M, L, K, J, I, H, G, F, E, D, C, B, A, (A), B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, Oooo

Oh Ted, Oh Ted, Where art thou.

We are really leaving for home now.
oh Ted, Oh Ted, Where art thou............^................^^...........^^^.........

*Parody lyrics to Music of the Night from Phantom of the Opera
Demo voice reel of my child's practice of a solo to The Tale of the Snoring Bear.

Fairies Singing Songs

After watching Tale of the Snoring Bear, I had to sing myself to sleep.

Fairies Singing Songs*

Tale of Snoring Bears

True as it can be

Barely even slept

then somebody wept

unexpectedly

Just a little change

Small, to say the least

Now you see me sing

And flying without wings

Fairies Singing Songs

Ever just the same

Ever a surprise

Ever as before

Ever just as sure

As the Sun will Rise

Tales of Screaming Cubs

Tone as hard as rocks

Rushing to my cub

finding cub in pubs (or cubs with pops)

learning cubs (or pops) were wrong

Certain as the Sun

Rising in the East

Tale of Fairy Bears

Tune as old as song

Fairies Singing Songs

Tales of Angry Bears

Song as old as Rhymes

Fairies Singing Songs

*Parody Lyrics to Disney's Beauty and the Beast theme song

Click here to get M4A audio file of this song (poor singer)

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The Tale of the Snoring Bear

ACT ONE

SCENE ONE

The Tale of the Snoring Bear

(Parody Song to Sparkling Diamonds - Moulin Rouge)

The Tale of the Snoring Bear...

A bedtime story too lengthy for (my) mother/father

So we get her/his snores instead.

Teddy maybe GRAND but it won't read the

story

on my queen size bed or help me keep the

bed bugs away.

Snores grow proud as mom/dad gets loud

And we never read to the end.

We hope our pear-shaped

bookmarks don't lose their place

Tale of the Snoring BEAR!!!!

...BEDTIME... STORY...

Cause we are leaving to a Dreamer's World

And I am a dreamy girl!!!

*kiss sound* Ahhhhh!!!

The Pirates are here!

Mr. Hook! Crocodile!

Wake up mom/dad, Teddy Bear!  It's time to GOOOO!!!!

Where is Peter Pan when a lass need a helper?

Tale of the Snoring Bear

Where is Peter Pan when Mr. Hook Grows Hungry and thinks you're...

Awful nice... ;)

Get him some rice or else no NICE!

He's your guy when tides are high

but beware when they start to descend.

Oooo... Tale of the Snoring,

Tale of the Snoring,

Tale of the Snoring BEAR!

[play CD until cause]

Cause that's when the alarm goes off and its time to

WAKE UP!

TALE OF THE SNORING BEAR!!!!

Click here to hear the Company's practice of this Musical Number!

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