The Tale of the Snoring Bear

ACT ONE

SCENE ONE

The Tale of the Snoring Bear

(Parody Song to Sparkling Diamonds - Moulin Rouge)

The Tale of the Snoring Bear...

A bedtime story too lengthy for (my) mother/father

So we get her/his snores instead.

Teddy maybe GRAND but it won't read the

story

on my queen size bed or help me keep the

bed bugs away.

Snores grow proud as mom/dad gets loud

And we never read to the end.

We hope our pear-shaped

bookmarks don't lose their place

Tale of the Snoring BEAR!!!!

...BEDTIME... STORY...

Cause we are leaving to a Dreamer's World

And I am a dreamy girl!!!

*kiss sound* Ahhhhh!!!

The Pirates are here!

Mr. Hook! Crocodile!

Wake up mom/dad, Teddy Bear!  It's time to GOOOO!!!!

Where is Peter Pan when a lass need a helper?

Tale of the Snoring Bear

Where is Peter Pan when Mr. Hook Grows Hungry and thinks you're...

Awful nice... ;)

Get him some rice or else no NICE!

He's your guy when tides are high

but beware when they start to descend.

Oooo... Tale of the Snoring,

Tale of the Snoring,

Tale of the Snoring BEAR!

[play CD until cause]

Cause that's when the alarm goes off and its time to

WAKE UP!

TALE OF THE SNORING BEAR!!!!

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