Oh Ted! Oh Ted! Where Art Thou?

"Yes, my child tried for the solo and didn't make it, for obvious reason" *chuckles*

"Anyhow, here is the photocopy of the lyrics to Oh Ted! Oh Ted! Where art thou?"

Oh Ted, Oh Ted, Where Art Thou? (Reprised)*

Oh Ted, Old Ted
Where have you gone to?
Come back right now after my ones and twos

1 & 2 & 1 & a 1 & 2 n 1 n

Oh Ted! Oh Ted! 1 e n a 2 n
Come back, Come Back
It is time to go home

Nothing left to see at Rehearsal Hall C
Just a little girl looking for her pal.
Oh Ted, Oh Ted, Where art thou...
Close my eyes and count to one, two, three
One, Two, Three and you are still not here...
Close my eyes one, two, three and please appear...
One, Two, Three, old ted, please don't disappear...

Oh Ted, Oh Ted, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Not yet, Not Yet...
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
1, 2, 3, 4, (sound), Not here...
1, 2, 3, 4, (sound), Not here...
1, 2, 3, 4, I don't want to Count (no more)
Oh Ted, Oh Ted...Where art thou....

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z,
where can you BEeeeeeeeeeee!
Oh Ted, oh Ted, please come back to meeeeeeeee!

Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N, M, L, K, J, I, H, G, F, E, D, C, B, A, (A), B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, Oooo

Oh Ted, Oh Ted, Where art thou.

We are really leaving for home now.
oh Ted, Oh Ted, Where art thou............^................^^...........^^^.........

*Parody lyrics to Music of the Night from Phantom of the Opera
Demo voice reel of my child's practice of a solo to The Tale of the Snoring Bear.